Oh Danny, oh boy

Oh Danny boy, the polls, the polls are falling

From vote to vote, we watch the Lib Dems slide

In Inverness, he’s going to get a mauling

when voters make him rue the times he’s lied


He presented a paper from the Treasury

and with great glee he talked independence down

but he provoked the ire of Professor Dunleavy

who said that Danny was a two faced lying clown


Oh Danny does the dirty work for Tories

he sold his soul for those ministerial cars

but no one believes his doom laden scare stories

and the statistics he’s just pulled out of his arse


He won’t come back when we’ve got independence

far too ashamed to show his well skelpt face

no expense account or cabinet attendance

Danny’s career will sink without a trace


0 thoughts on “Oh Danny, oh boy

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  2. A bright star shines yet again. You feed our needs almost everyday at the moment and we appreciate it!
    Danny described himself as the most senior Scot in the cabinet, ouch! Hopefully Carmichael will take the huff and there will be another libdem fallout.

  3. Well done Paul, claps loudly, stands and shouts encore.
    Come on Yew Choob, put this to music but please not a lament, a wee bitty up beat. Family song, got more Danny’s and at least one Danielle in oor family but hate the tempo.

  4. Bill Dunblane –

    That is amazing! Carmichael, Davidson and Alexander singing the same old song.

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